Friday, February 11, 2011
This is a Fun TIME!
"Oh my God!" A burst of laughter emits from the room as I walk down the h allway. I could see the light from the room bleeding underneath the door. I go to open it but of course it's locked. "Come on guys, open up." Another burst of laughter. I sit down on the floor because I figured it'll be awhile. After making me wait like ten minutes the door finally opens. The tv is on commercial, so I figured that Jersey Shore is finally off. That's the last time I suggest we watch something.
The Day I Became A Man
The guys decided I need to man up a bit. Become more of a dude and less like the emo kid that sits in the corner.Their idea of manning up : shooting. Guns, Bows, and whatever else they could pick up.They had these red party balloons blown up and tied to rocks, with these insults about me on them. "Very funny guys." I said. "Just trying to motivate you,dude," John said. They set me up some ways back with a gun. They told me how to use it, how to load it, hot to shoot and how to aim. I turned off the safety and took aim. I thought I had a pretty good shot, but I missed and hit a tree behind it. This went on for about half hour before they gave up on the gun and handed my the crossbow. I really wish they hadn't. No one told me I was doing it wrong and I shot myself in the leg. On the way to the hospital,they told me I was a man..For now.
Friday, February 4, 2011
Stupid Vignette
I AM NOT HOT.
I wish I was hot.
Not,brown hair and brown eyes.
Pale skin,big thighs.
Rough hairk,dark looks.
Lives a dream in a book.
I wish I was hot.
Not,brown hair and brown eyes.
Pale skin,big thighs.
Rough hairk,dark looks.
Lives a dream in a book.
Mistaken Identity
I always tell people not to carry their social security card on them.That's an easy way for your life to suck majorly.Lost your wallet?More like lost your life!Now there's a Tammy Bush,22 years old with blonde hair and blue eyes, with a perfect credit score.Now there's a 35 year old with greasy black hair, buying out a every electronic device in best buy.Way to go Tammy!
Wildside
Do you ever look at someone and wonder what they do in their spare time outside of a normal school setting. Does the class clown enjoy going to the library and reading? Or does the teacher's pet enjoy breaking into the public pool to go for a swim?Just because the teacher's pet enjoys being good at school doesn't always mean she's good at home.Work hard,play harder.
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